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WWBC, Circa Christmas Eve, 2009

What would Barley/Brew Chew? Oh, I don’t know. How about HALF of the four dozen home-made yeast rolls I made this evening for Christmas lunch at my mom’s tomorrow, and had cooling on the counter?   So can you guess what I’ll be baking tomorrow morning, after our gift-opening frenzy?  Or maybe I should just take [...]


WWBC

It’s been a while since I’ve posted the latest installment of our regular “What Would Barley Chew?” feature here at Not Quite.  NOT because she hasn’t given us ample opportunity, but because most times she’s completely eaten the evidence before I could get a picture.  In the past month or so we’ve lost stuffed animals, [...]


WWBC Version Who the heck knows anymore?

I’m not sure if the proper question is “What Would Barley Chew?”, or “When are those Escoe kids going to learn to put their damn shoes up at night?” And it probably would have been funny, because they’re just Kendrie’s inexpensive pool shoes …. but then she chewed up my nephew’s pair when he was [...]


WWBC Version Who the heck knows anymore?

I’m not sure if the proper question is “What Would Barley Chew?”, or “When are those Escoe kids going to learn to put their damn shoes up at night?” And it probably would have been funny, because they’re just Kendrie’s inexpensive pool shoes …. but then she chewed up my nephew’s pair when he was [...]


And we shall re-name him "Madalyn Murray O’Hare"

Please note what is chewed almost beyond recognition: A Bible storybook. Please note what is lying next to the book, UN-chewed: a bright orange, good-smelling (to a dog) good-tasting (to a dog) good textured (so the tag claimed) fairly expensive Chew Bone. (NOT as expensive as that set of storybooks, but that’s another story for [...]


And we shall re-name him "Madalyn Murray O’Hare"

Please note what is chewed almost beyond recognition: A Bible storybook. Please note what is lying next to the book, UN-chewed: a bright orange, good-smelling (to a dog) good-tasting (to a dog) good textured (so the tag claimed) fairly expensive Chew Bone. (NOT as expensive as that set of storybooks, but that’s another story for [...]


And we shall re-name him "Madalyn Murray O’Hare"

Please note what is chewed almost beyond recognition: A Bible storybook. Please note what is lying next to the book, UN-chewed: a bright orange, good-smelling (to a dog) good-tasting (to a dog) good textured (so the tag claimed) fairly expensive Chew Bone. (NOT as expensive as that set of storybooks, but that’s another story for [...]


Welcome to the next edition …

…of WWBC 2009. (in other words, “What Would Barley Chew?”, a continuing series involving our dogs, Barley and Brew, and the innumerous household items they ravage during their time here.) I don’t think it requires any great stretch of the imagination to guess exactly what I thought this was on my bedroom floor when I [...]


Welcome to the next edition …

…of WWBC 2009. (in other words, “What Would Barley Chew?”, a continuing series involving our dogs, Barley and Brew, and the innumerous household items they ravage during their time here.) I don’t think it requires any great stretch of the imagination to guess exactly what I thought this was on my bedroom floor when I [...]


Welcome to the next edition …

…of WWBC 2009. (in other words, “What Would Barley Chew?”, a continuing series involving our dogs, Barley and Brew, and the innumerous household items they ravage during their time here.) I don’t think it requires any great stretch of the imagination to guess exactly what I thought this was on my bedroom floor when I [...]